Friends of Science Luncheon, free NASA Diaper
The Friends of Science (FoS) are inviting to their annual luncheon. Speaker is Dr. John Christy, who received NASA's medal for exceptional climate change denial. Seating is limited: only 380 seats are available for the 432 Friends of Science, guests excluded. Dr. Christy will talk about activating the FoS iphone app's special features. The $75 ticket includes one free NASA adult diaper.
"I can now listen to Dr. Christy's bull for hours without going to the bathroom! Thanks, oops I crapped my pants." -- Fred, FoS
Note: if you order a table of nine at $675, you save $0 over buying 9 individual tickets at $75.